AltFDA

🚨An open letter to the Democrats. 🚨 Get off your fucking letter writing asses and do something, anything that is not the norm. Every fucking one of you is still acting like the kid in HS that spent his time with model Gov or junior UN haveing debates full of platitudes and quips to win your point.

You and there by the US is currently getting their ass beat by a fat kid with a shitty home life, whose outlet is to bully you over his pain. There are no longer norms in this fight. Yes go to the courts, yes file bills. You have to do that.

But they are as slow and as effective in the moment as your principal telling that fat fuck not to take your lunch, A full hour after he did it! This is blitzkrieg, shock and awe or Fuck, what the fuck? My point is they are moving fast and you need to be keeping pace!

Fucking put on that athleasure wear and get fucking running. Here is a list of things you could be doing instead of writing strongly worded letters and clutching your damn pearls.

Have your field offices post watchers at every single agency office and have them alert the press when doge shows the fuck up. Keep their movements in the public till they are afraid to move. Keep telling ppl how much waste they have generated with their shit.

Read every embarrassing thing about that fat fucking felon trump into the congressional record. Make it a weekly night event on the floor for cspan and advertise it. Make a bingo game out of it. Read off the court transcripts of fat fuck felon trump and his ilk.

Enjoy yourselves while you do this. Bullies hate being mocked. If the GNP (Grand Nazi Party) wants to stop you, make them own the chamber 24/7. Wear them the fuck down! Tell them you will stop making them own the space when they start to push back with us.

And still make those complacent GNP fuckers own the space! Generate a list of every fucking win in the courts against fat fucking felon trump and make it talking points in pressers and on the political shows. Every time a GNP brings shit up, beat them down with what is actually fucking happening.

And your court wins. Make them say that they do not support the courts! Make them say that they do not support the police or the rule of law. Get the fuck over yourselves and get the fuck on social media or fucking retire if you cannot work a god damn app to post a video to.

Legacy media is not where your constituents are. I haven’t given a fuck about CNN in a decade. I haven’t read a news paper beyond my local rag in 2 decades. Get your asses to independent media! Not a single person is putting up with endless paywalls and over the story adds!

We are all right here bitches, on the socials, bitching about how feckless you are right now. Strat owning the news cycle! Every time that fat felon fuck trump says something stupid or outrageous, you say something crazier like putting forth a bill to officially name mar-a-lago the House of Derp.

If you don’t know what derp means, retire you old ass boomer and let someone hooked into the current world take your crypt keeper office. All those ppl that cannot get their personal items out of the USAID office, help them file a police report for theft of property.

Make the state police confront the federal police. Make it a huge media scene. Make that fat fucking felon look petty for not allowing ppl their personal items. What I’m saying here is that you need to get the fuck up and play 4D chess while they are playing 3D chess (whatever the fuck those are)

Right now I have more on the line than your stock portfolios (Nancy). I also know that this is a strongly worded letter. The irony hits me in the face like the floor does to McConnells. However, it is what you like to do when faced with a crisis so, I’ve met you here. Bitches